Speaker of the House Paul Ryan announced today that the problem with Americans is that we need to have more babies.
Susan: Boy, I'm beat. I need to get some sleep.
Frank: What do you say honey, want to have a baby?
Susan: You can go brush your teeth, Frank, that's the last thing I want to do is have a baby.
Frank: But Susan, the Speaker of the House said that 'Americans need to have more babies'.
Susan: And who's going to pay for these babies?
Frank: I dunno. Just want to do what's best for the country.
Guess it's time we all get together and have more babies. The Speaker of the House said so.