Friday, August 23, 2024

Idle thoughts from an idle fellow

  • It's time the Democrats aim a bit at the old grouchy men at the bar. Most of us wouldn't recognize those celebrities at a police lineup
  •  Robert F. Kennedy has dropped out. He was such an entertaining character. He would have confused uninformed voters that he represented the Kennedy line instead of all the weird stuff. Apparently, he offered his services to Kamala but she said "no thank you".
  • If Kamela started her name with a "c" the Spanish pronunciation of camela would be obvious. Because her name starts with a "k" the tendency is to anglicize the pronunciation so that "ka" rhymes with "cat". 
  • I'm getting tired of Tim Walz constantly touching his heart, I'm always afraid he's having a cardiac episode. The praying bit is also getting a bit old. 
  • Men should wear ties at conventions and women should wear dresses. T shirts are for the beach not serious political gatherings. 
  • The counting of delegates is a serious occasion. Hip hop music belongs in the nightclub not the convention.
  • True I have supported Democratic causes in the past, but my text messages are inundated with pleas for money. Okay, I get it. 
  • Too many relatives on the stage. Just because you saw your aunt ten years ago at Grandma's wake doesn't entitle you to go on the platform and drone on about how the candidate served you ice cream when you were five. 

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