Once in a kingdom across the sea there was a good and just king who had two sons. Harry the Red and William the Blonde. William had a beautiful wife who obeyed the dictums of the king, was a good mother to her children, and was beloved by all in the kingdom. His younger son, Harry the Red, married an evil woman from a rebelious colony in Los Angeles. The king looked upon his daughters in law. There was the good wife from the East and the wicked wife from the West.
Being kicked out of the kingdom the wicked wife said nasty things about the Royal Family on Netflix and Harry the Red revealed some royal secrets in his book. They spent the rest of their lives in comparative luxury in California and eventually got a morning talk show but the show had poor ratings.
William the Blonde and his lovely wife did their duties as proscribed and served their country well.
Editor's note: To be continued.
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