Monday, July 25, 2016
Sunday, July 24, 2016
Well I listened to the Trump acceptance speech. It seems an awful lot of things will happen on January 20 of 2017.
- On that day illegal aliens will stop murdering American citizens
- On that day people will stop shooting at police officers
- On that day we will put an end to trade policies that hurt American workers
- On that day Hillary will be handcuffed and put in a federal prison
- Construction will begin on that day on a wall between the United States and Mexico
- On that day terrorists will be deported back from whence they came
- On that day Zillow will say I have made money on the condo
- On that day I will get a raise from work
- On that day my air conditioner will get a boost
Humor in uniform. (for those of you who used to read Readers Digest)
Living in a condo or an apartment you may think you are the king of your castle. However, all it takes to change your life is a new neighbor with kids, or a dog, or a boyfriend with a motorcycle. Suddenly you don't need to set your alarm in the morning. You wake to the sound of a motorcycle revviing. Or a kid screaming. Or a dog barking.
My life has changed. Well actually, my new neighbor has neither kids, a boyfriend with a motorcycle, a drunk ex husband who visits, or a rooster. But she does have a dog. Cute thing, actually.
I was trying to clean my porch (mini ten foot by five porch) and suddenly, a dog starting barking out of the place next door. His face stuck out of the French door. Then a lady in the garden below was walking her dog. The neighbor dog: Ruff ruff ruff. The garden dog (an older dog with a lower voice) : Ruff ruff ruff.
So now, at least occasionally I get to hear the new dog through the walls. Mrrrr. Ruff ruff ruff, followed by a woman's voice. "Shut the f--- up!"
Life is full of adventures. Who knows? She may even have a drunk ex husband.
Wednesday, July 6, 2016
For people with time on their hands and too cheap to subscribe to HBO or Showtime, there is always YouTube. Here are some of my fav YouTube series.
We can start with the Sherlock Holmes tv show. Filmed in France in the 1950's, it's not terrible. Half hour long.
Piddleass is an old favorite. The trials and tribulations of a twenty something living in LA. Her cat, Thor, her new boyfriend, her trials (her air conditioner broke) lead to a pleasant slice of life with an Oklahoma native now living in L.A.
A fun video series by an American woman who is living in Germany. Dos and don'ts about an expats life in Deutschland. Wanted adventure.
A wilderness buff currently in Vancouver island by herself (but who's filming?) and sort of fun, if she doesn't get eaten by a bear. The part where she swims in the alltogether covered by an electronic Canadian flag is cute.
Two women, one straight, one bi talk about meeting men. Just between us, a good guide to Millenials for human resources staff.
Unsolicited Project. Two lesbians talk about life. Occasionally they promote their movie, Almost Adults. Sort of fun. The blonde isn't bad looking.