We all have Aunt Agneses. They are our mothers, our neighbors, our co-workers and in some cases, our Aunt Agneses. At this point in history she is dominating the American political landscape. She has the Democrats as scaird as a turkey in a football stadium on Thanksgiving.
The modern day liberal: All religions deserve tolerance and the Moslems have a right to do whatever they want in New York.
Aunt Agnes: They want to be close to the World Trade Center so they can plot another attack on Americans.
The modern day liberal: Immigrants built this country and illegal immigrants should be treated with compassion and their children deserve an education.
Aunt Agnes: They come over here to get welfare and free health care and the illegal ones should be shipped back from where they came.
The modern day liberal: The school teacher is at the forefront of creating a new generation of American citizens. They should be paid and rewarded for the important work they do.
Aunt Agnes: Schoolteachers, don't get me started. They work a nine month year, and God forbid they should stay in the classroom after three o'clock. The unions have ruined our schools.
Today all the politicians are afraid of dear Aunt Agnes. And she always made such good pies.