Wednesday, December 14, 2016
Apparently, millennials don't know how to do some of the things we adults know how to do. I was just reading this article about how lame millennials are. Apparently they don't know how to make a bed, set a table or change a tire.
In horror, I realized that I have grown terribly rusty myself on these apparent life skills.
Skill: Last time I did it
Making a bed The last time I really made my bed was in 1998 when my mother was visiting from Texas.
Setting a table The last time I set a table was in October.
Changed a tire The last time I changed a tire was when I owned the Escort in 1995.
Changing a diaper I have never changed a diaper.
Put up Christmas lights outside I helped put up Christmas lights the day after Thanksgiving in 2010.
Cooked breakfast for a hungry group of people I have never cooked breakfast for a hungry group of people.
Carved a turkey I have never carved a turkey.
Made dinner rolls for Thanksgiving dinner Last month I made dinner rolls for a hungry group of people.
Put up a Christmas tree I helped put up a Christmas tree last week.
Chopped down a Christmas tree I chopped down a Christmas tree in 1984.
Change a smoke detector I changed a smoke detector last year.
Grow vegetables I grew tomatoes two years ago.
Fold sheets I have never folded sheets.