A senior citizen's New Year's resolutions

 

So far, here are my resolutions for next year:

I will wash dishes before I go to bed, not have dirty dishes waiting for me in the morning,

I will not drink beer within 3 days of a blood test.

I will dust my Knick knacks once a year.

I will vacuum once a month.

I will always have shopping bags in my trunk.

I will carry coins with me when I go to the liquor store. 

I will seek out bargains in my weekly value pak mailings.