Just reading about Trump supporting a deal on the Strait of Hormuz. Here is a suggested flyer to be presented to ships at the head of the strait.
Welcome to the Strait of Hormuz
We hope you enjoy your journey through the historic Strait. Here are our prices, subject to change:
- Oil tankers 1 million dollars
- Ship carrying fertilizer $500,000
- Ship carrying food $400,000
- Ship carrying consumer goods $600,000
Hungry? We sell the following: Lamb dorma, Chicken dorma, and Trump dorma for ten dollars per take out order.
Frequent customer?
Every time you travel the strait you will get a point. Ten points entitle you to a free voyage and embossed hand bag.
Photographers note: You may photograph the strait and its wildlife but we do not encourage the saving of images of our military installations and vessels.
Have a safe voyage! 😂😂 As-Salam-u-Alaikum!
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